[ Fic-A-Thon ] I’m Not In Love

The following take place during the episode All Or Nothing, between Wonder-ful and Love, Love, Love.  It will make more sense to you if you’ve read my version of Wonder-ful, Passion is Wonder-ful.

While the glee club prepares for and performs at regionals, Kitty and Artie explore the apparent growing feelings between them, the way people always do in glee … They sing about them….

*** Monday Morning ***

After morning rehearsal was over Kitty was at her locker and Marley walked up to her.

“So have you told Artie you like him yet?” Marley asked.

“Shhh, lower your voice,” Kitty chided her. “And I don’t even know if I do,” she whispered.

“Kitty,” Marley said in a lower volume, “It’s okay. I know it’s hard falling in love for the first time. It’s scary and confusing, and-”

“Why do you care so much?”

“Because everyone deserves to be happy,” Marley told her friend, placing her hand on her shoulder. “And besides, once I got to know you as more than just an evil witch, I started to feel bad about what happened with Jake.”

“Don’t,” Kitty told her dryly. “You can have him. He’s clearly more into you than he ever was me. For the like 3 weeks we were supposedly dating.”

“Anyway, it’s pretty obvious that you like him.”

“Why? Because I sang him a stupid song?”

“No,” Marley answered, “because of how you looked at him when you sang that song, and how you look at him when you sing other songs, and how I’ve seen you looking at him in glee and around school for months when you didn’t think people were watching.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“It’s pretty obvious, Kitty. Look, you don’t need to answer me directly but ask yourself: Do you find yourself thinking about him when you are supposed to be doing other things? Do you find yourself making excuses to be around him or talk to him?

Kitty thought for a few moments and then exhaled deeply and averted her eyes.

“I thought so,” Marley told her.

“What do you think I should do?” Kitty asked quietly.

*** Monday Afternoon ***

Kitty walked alone in the halls of McKinley thinking about recent events, and most importantly the feelings she was developing for Artie

As she wandered into the auditorium, the jazz band was set up and began playing I’m Not In Love, by 10cc. Marley stepped out of the backstage wings.

Kitty (Marley)

I’m not in love, so don’t forget it

It’s just a silly phase I’m going through

And just because I call you up

Don’t get me wrong, don’t think you’ve got it made

I’m not in love, no-no

(It’s because)

I like to see you, but then again

That doesn’t mean you mean that much to me

So if I call you, don’t make a fuss

Don’t tell your friends about the two of us

I’m not in love, no-no

(It’s because)

Marley (whispering)

Be quiet, mean girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Mean Girls don’t cry

Kitty (Marley)

I keep your picture upon the wall

It hides a nasty stain that’s lyin’ there

So don’t you ask me to give it back

I know you know it doesn’t mean that much to me

I’m not in love, no-no

(It’s because)

Ooh, you’ll wait a long time for me

Ooh, you’ll wait a long time

Ooh, you’ll wait a long time for me

Ooh, you’ll wait a long time

I’m not in love, so don’t forget it

It’s just a silly phase I’m going through

And just because I call you up

Don’t get me wrong, don’t think you’ve got it made, ooh

I’m not in love

I’m not in love

Marley and Kitty hugged and Kitty lay her head on Marley’s shoulder.

“I don’t know what I’m gonna do,”

 

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